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January 3, 2012


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Tue Jan 3, 2012, 5:51 AM

Today is allixsenos's birthday! In celebration of this, here's some facts about him.

1. His name is Luka.

2. He may live on the 2nd floor.

3. Once upon a time, he was a pro wrestler, under the name Luka The DestroyerTM.

4. He liked reeses peanut butter cups so much he bought the company, and smuggled the factory producing them home to Croatia, telling customs it was a "gift", which a mere $50 bribe sufficed to make them believe.

5. He has a 2nd job as a Mexican wrestler

6. His middle name is Matilda, and has a fear of his pigtails being used to put him in the chokey.

7. These days,  he lives atop a spire in the relocated factory, laptop in one hand, peanut butter cup in the other, and at the press of a button golden tickets are distributed to orphans throughout the land.

8. Luka has trained his cat to commit code changes while he's nipped out to the shops.

9. If you look closely at this video you'll catch a glimpse of Luka playing lead guitar.

10. Everybody loves Luka, trufax.

sneaking up on ArtBIT by allixsenos Flekica by allixsenos good morning LA by allixsenos



  • Listening to: Beth Hart
  • Reading: Jo Shapcott
  • Playing: With fire
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CSnyder Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012
oddly enough he watches me, ill have to wish him happybday
mudimba Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
Luka, I have a confession to make. It was I who put curry in your rhubarb.
Branchewski Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Oh hello thar! :devilish:
How awesome it is to see a fellow Croat working hard on dA.
He makes me so proud. :aww:
You should embed this Croatian birthday song, that'd be just epic. :ahoy:
GoddessofWisdomWater Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
Ha, I knew Luka was a guys name.
TiaVon Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Luka is awesome, everybody knows that. And those who don't know that are infidels. :B
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Student Interface Designer
:sing: Her name is Luka, she sleeps on the second floor
Racoon - Luca's song :paranoid:

Honestly, I think Luka is a pretty cool guy :nod:
dxd Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
He's known for his crazy honey moonshine, which is the best tasting drink ever.
fartprincess Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Professional Writer
It's vile and tastes like burning!
dxd Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
It does not! I love it it :D

#ArtBIT had the vile burning moonshine :paranoid:
KnightAR Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Professional Artist
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