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$allixsenos

Tue Jan 3, 2012, 5:51 AM


Today is allixsenos's birthday! In celebration of this, here's some facts about him.

1. His name is Luka.

2. He may live on the 2nd floor.

3. Once upon a time, he was a pro wrestler, under the name Luka The DestroyerTM.

4. He liked reeses peanut butter cups so much he bought the company, and smuggled the factory producing them home to Croatia, telling customs it was a "gift", which a mere $50 bribe sufficed to make them believe.

5. He has a 2nd job as a Mexican wrestler

6. His middle name is Matilda, and has a fear of his pigtails being used to put him in the chokey.

7. These days,  he lives atop a spire in the relocated factory, laptop in one hand, peanut butter cup in the other, and at the press of a button golden tickets are distributed to orphans throughout the land.

8. Luka has trained his cat to commit code changes while he's nipped out to the shops.

9. If you look closely at this video you'll catch a glimpse of Luka playing lead guitar.

10. Everybody loves Luka, trufax.

sneaking up on ArtBIT by allixsenos Flekica by allixsenos good morning LA by allixsenos

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKA!

:cake:

  • Listening to: Beth Hart
  • Reading: Jo Shapcott
  • Playing: With fire
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:iconcsnyder:
CSnyder Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012
oddly enough he watches me, ill have to wish him happybday
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mudimba Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
Luka, I have a confession to make. It was I who put curry in your rhubarb.
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:iconbranchewski:
Branchewski Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Oh hello thar! :devilish:
How awesome it is to see a fellow Croat working hard on dA.
He makes me so proud. :aww:
You should embed this Croatian birthday song, that'd be just epic. :ahoy:
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GoddessofWisdomWater Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
Ha, I knew Luka was a guys name.
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TiaVon Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Luka is awesome, everybody knows that. And those who don't know that are infidels. :B
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namenotrequired Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Student Interface Designer
:sing: Her name is Luka, she sleeps on the second floor
Racoon - Luca's song :paranoid:

Honestly, I think Luka is a pretty cool guy :nod:
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dxd Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
He's known for his crazy honey moonshine, which is the best tasting drink ever.
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fartprincess Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Professional Writer
It's vile and tastes like burning!
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dxd Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
It does not! I love it it :D

#ArtBIT had the vile burning moonshine :paranoid:
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KnightAR Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Professional Artist
Agreed!
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:icondxd:
dxd Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:highfive:
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AshleyxBrooke Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
And now that damn song is stuck in my head.. gah!!




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:iconarichy:
Arichy Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Happeh birthday Luka! :hooray:
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randomaxes Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
happy birthday Luka.
sounds like you love all de orphans of de world.
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:iconxcetera:
Xcetera Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Professional Photographer
Lol! Happy Birthday!
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sgrahamUK Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
Luka is actually a real-life rick-roll, as given by the fact that his name is an anagram:

Luka: A lad, Rick.

The secret message cannot be hidden before the all-knowing might of teh Internetz. :sherlock:
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archaeobibliologist Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Professional Photographer
Luka the peanut butter eating, spire sitting, guitar playing, golden ticket dispensing, cat training, Mexican laptop holder of Doom.

Sounds like a few other deviantART admins I know! :lmao:
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FoxDesigns Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Luka the Palooka
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Topicality Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
Hopefully he doesn't need to pass the broccoli!
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RTNightmare Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice! Happy Birthday to Luka! :D
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AmorEmorte Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
awesome card. All the best here too! :)
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fartprincess Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Professional Writer
11. He calls cat litter 'toilet sand', which is the best thing ever.
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fourteenthstar Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
haha, that's awesome
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JamminJo Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Awesome :nod:
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Shadowelve Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Loool haha :D
Happy Birthday $allixsenos :D I hope you have a wonderful day and make some party yeah:party::cake:
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allixsenos Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
wow.

this is awesome, I love it!

thanks Fi! :heart:
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Ikue Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
TRUFAX! :worship:
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