Today is allixsenos's birthday! In celebration of this, here's some facts about him.
1. His name is Luka.
2. He may live on the 2nd floor.
3. Once upon a time, he was a pro wrestler, under the name Luka The DestroyerTM.
4. He liked reeses peanut butter cups so much he bought the company, and smuggled the factory producing them home to Croatia, telling customs it was a "gift", which a mere $50 bribe sufficed to make them believe.
5. He has a 2nd job as a Mexican wrestler
6. His middle name is Matilda, and has a fear of his pigtails being used to put him in the chokey.
7. These days, he lives atop a spire in the relocated factory, laptop in one hand, peanut butter cup in the other, and at the press of a button golden tickets are distributed to orphans throughout the land.
8. Luka has trained his cat to commit code changes while he's nipped out to the shops.
9. If you look closely at this video you'll catch a glimpse of Luka playing lead guitar.
10. Everybody loves Luka, trufax.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKA!
